I want to go home.

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I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

"First impressions this guy looks like he fingers snails" 

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so heres a cr1tikal power point because i felt cr1tikal should get one. sorry if this was already done but ye

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Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.

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If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.

I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

yes but guitar hero jack 

Jack is just a national treasure

the end of volume one was so intense

Lindsay got a bit of coaching from Captain Ryan on VS #78

Geoff: What is up with Ryan today?

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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

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A Cr1tikal chuckle and laugh compilation.

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  • bae: come over no ones home
  • me: what games do u have

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Bonnie listens to one of Cr1tikal’s stories. (x)

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Fuck, my tea.

-me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome.  I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol